"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”
are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors
Ferguson’s public library welcomes students and teachers this week, while schools are still closed.
"He’s only five years old, but he acts like an old man. Just now, he was just telling us that he was tired of our immature jokes. He doesn’t even like to play. After school, he usually comes straight home and reads."
the other day my dad asked me to make him a breakfast bagel
when he came home from work he said, “you’re so stingy with the cream cheese”
pfffffftb make your own bagel if you don’t like mine! lol
Nightcrawler vs. Omega Red.
[from Uncanny X-Men (1981) #499]
Made at the request of a friend.
"I first learned that I was crippled when I was eight. We played a game in the yard where we would race and do somersaults. When even the youngest kids beat me, I knew I had a problem. Then when it was time to go to school, I was the only one who couldn’t go, because it was a very far walk."
"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?"
"When I turned twenty, I had this moment where I realized that I hadn’t been able to get any education. And suddenly I knew that I’d probably never have a family."